Color me cheerful
By my song,
When i tell you I'm falling,
Tell me I'm strong."
-Patty Griffin
Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.
Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made.
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- jim: hello?
- sebastian: is this a bad time?
- jim: yes of course it is, what do you want?
- sebastian: that kitten came back to our flat. i've decided you can keep it.
- jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. say that again, and know, that if you are lying to me, i will find you, and i will skin you.
- sebastian: if you don't come home with cat supplies in the next half hour i'm using it for target practice.
- jim: WAIT.
- jim: sorry, wrong day to die.
- sherlock: oh, did you get a better offer?
- jim: you'll be hearing from me, sherlock.
- jim: if you have what you say you have, i'll make you rich. if you don't, i'll make you into shoes.
- sebastian: i already have access to your bank account, and you have enough shoes. just come home before this cat pees on the rug.
- jim: i'm just trying to act cool, i'm with sherlock and john. okay they're gone. what should we name it?
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“Why didn’t you tell her? Bellatrix? You knew it was me. You didn’t say anything.”
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Cómo demonios Zubat sujeta a Squirtle?
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