This was and always will be my crowning achievement in Cards Against Humanity
Wisdom tooth with six roots
This makes my mandible hurt.
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
I’ve never seen anyone eating candy floss so seriously
"I am the oncoming storm"